Buy a Salad from Aldi and Make a Horrible Discovery: “Tracks of…

Should You Panic?

Probably not. While finding insect trails in your salad is horrifying (especially mid-bite), it’s not necessarily dangerous. In fact, many organic farmers say a bug in your lettuce means fewer pesticides. Still, no one wants a side of slugs with their vinaigrette.

Pro tips if you’re buying pre-packaged salads:

• Always inspect the greens through the packaging.
• Give them another rinse at home, even if they say “pre-washed.”
• If anything looks… squiggly, slimy, or suspicious — trust your gut (and probably don’t eat it).

Final Bite

So, next time you’re in Aldi’s produce section, maybe take an extra second before tossing that salad into your cart. You might be saving yourself from a very memorable lunch.

And if you do find “tracks of…” something in your greens? Maybe just opt for soup that day.

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